I dont normally enjoy forwards, nor do i promote them...but I recently cme across this "remix" version of Gloria Gaynor's 'I will survive'. I laughed my ass off when I sang it aloud...So..if u know the tune....sing it aloud...enjoy :)
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit,
just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans!
Go on now-go! , Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
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God bless cordless multi-speeds!
autosexuality rocks :D
(that's a word I learnt from a fellow blogger...)
(i think it's a polite term for ahemm...)
Come to Zara tomorrow and we will imbibe more than the waiter at take 5.
love,
Shumit
My laughter pledge, and you deliver... and how! Laughed my guts out! :)
hehehehehehehehhe....
OMG! This is so hilarious! Keep them coming!
By the way... I default on the laughter pledge. They're happy times. But I seem to have lost the light-heartedness somewhere along the way...
I was watching ROCK ON the other day. When Purab starts singing gloria's original, I couldn't help think about this remix..LOL
Hey i think the name of this blog should be "Penis" for my(your) thoughts..
I know tis unrefined.. can't help it.. after reading this..
Ravi
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